Thursday, October 29, 2015

Dear Liberal…Here’s Why I’m So Hostile

by Jeremy N. Choate... ( sent in by AFOI)

This essay is a bit of departure from my usually reasonable and logical approach to important issues.  That’s not to say that the essay isn’t well-reasoned and is bereft of logical argumentation, but I freely admit that it’s polemical, in nature.  Sometimes you’re just pissed, and you need to vent.  Here’s my vent…
Lately, I must admit that my hostility towards your political ilk has ramped up, pretty dramatically.  No, it’s not because we, at this point in my life, have a half-black president in the White House, and I’m some closet racist who is becoming increasingly frustrated at the prospects of the White Man’s power slipping through my fingers.  I know that you’ve accused our side of such nonsense, and the thought keeps you warm at night, but I can assure you that it is a comfortable fiction of which you should probably divest yourself.

Now before I waste too much of your time, let’s establish who I’m talking to.  If you believe that we live in an evil, imperialist nation from its founding, and you believe that it should be “fundamentally transformed”, lend me your ears.  If you believe that the free market is the source of the vast majority of society’s ills and wish to have more government intervention into it, I’m talking to you.  If you believe that health care is a basic human right and that government should provide it to everyone, you’re the guy I’m screaming at.  If you think minorities cannot possibly survive in this inherently racist country without handouts and government mandated diversity quotas, you’re my guy.  If you believe that rich people are that way because they’ve exploited their workers and acquired wealth on the backs of the poor, keep reading.  Pretty much, if you trust government more than your fellow American, this post is for you.

First of all, let me say that we probably agree on more things than you think.  Even between Tea Party Patriots and Occupy Wall-Streeters, I’ve observed a common hatred of the insidious alliance between big business and big government.  As Representative Paul Ryan (R-WI) so correctly noted, government should never be in the business of picking winners and losers in corporate America, and no person, organization, union, or corporation should have their own key to the back door of our government.


Tuesday, October 27, 2015


Seems Legit...

Good day,
My name is Halibor and I am a Lawyer from Germany. I am offering you a lucrative business to act as the next of kin to my client who died intestate. I want to present you to the bank as the only surviving maternal relative and this gives us 100% opportunity. I was the personal attorney to Mr. Imran Waheed, a German/Pakistani national who worked with a top construction company here in Germany.

Mr. Imran Waheed made a fixed deposit of fund valued at USD$14,000,000.00 (Fourteen Million Dollars) with a Bank and unfortunately lost his life in a Bhoja Air crash Boeing 737-200, registration AP-BKC performing flight B4-213 from Karachi to Islamabad (Pakistan) with 121 passengers and 6 crew members on board on April 20th 2012 as you can read on the following link:

He left no clear beneficiary as Next of Kin except some vital documents related to the deposit that is still in my possession.

Recently, the governing body of the Bank contacted me on this matter, requesting that I should notify the next of kin of my late client to claim the funds and I am yet to provide the Next of Kin to lay claims to the fund. I know that my client had no living next of kin but I went ahead and made several inquiries to his embassy to locate any of his extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful. Therefore, under a clear and legitimate agreement with you, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin so that, this fund will not be confiscated by the Bank.

You and I can share the money, you will be entitled to 50% of the total fund for your role as the relative to my late client, while the balance 50% will be for me. Be informed that there is no risk involved as all the legal documents that will be needed to back you up as the true and only surviving maternal relative will be procured by me.

All I require is your sincerity, honesty, co-operation and utmost good faith to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of the law.

We can both use this money to better the lives of our family rather than been confiscated by the Bank. Great opportunities like this never come twice. Be rest assured that in approximately 2 weeks, we should be through with this project if we dedicate our time to it.

I will greatly appreciate if you consider my offer and send me your full contact information

(1) Full Names:
(2) Mobile Number:
(3) Occupation:
(4) Age:

Do not forget that a project of this magnitude requires utmost confidentiality and sincerity. Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not disclose it to anybody I beg you in the name of God.

I look forward to your urgent response. Please reply me through my private email XXXXXXX



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